TOP 10 Alasan Kenapa Kita Beli VCD Pirate

1. Free black plastic bag
You can’t get those cool black coloured bags anywhere.The ones sold outside are too big and they are meant for the tong sampah.

2. Family bond
Every weekend, when you go to Wangsa Maju JJ, you can see little kids running to the VCD shop to select their favourite Pokemon cartoon VCD. And then mommy will come along to find her favourite Teresa Teng VCD. Next comes big sister to select her F4 VCD. And lastly, big bro and daddy searching for the latest movies … and try to eye for some you-know-what VCD.
Anyway, the whole idea is, the pirated VCD shop is like a place for weekend family reunion. When was the last time! you saw daddy buying little Billy a VCD in Speedy Video ?

3. Cinema sucks
When you reach the cinema, you’ll have to line! up for 15 minutes before it’s your turn to get the ticket. By then, they tell you ticket sudah habis.
So you buy tickets for the next show and have to wait another 3 hours. When the time comes, the ticket usher stops you from bringing nasi lemak and cha-kuay-teow into the hall.So you’re forced to line up another 10 minutes in the snack bar. By then, you’re already late for the show. Lampu sudah tutup when you go in. Oooppss.. terjatuh and veryone laughs at you.
Next, the cinema bores you with 15 minutes of iklan. Frankly speaking, I dunno why the government ban ‘triple x’ VCDs when all the beer commercials in the cinema feature sluts dancing around. Later, your handphone rings and everyone boos you.
At last, the show ends but you’ll need to beratur through the smel! ly exit. After 30 mintues, you notice that your handphone is lost. The only thing good about cinemas is the fact that you can throw kua-chi on the floor.

4. Customer Friendly Sellers.
Buying VCDs from the stall is like dining in a luxury restaurant. First, those blond hair sellers will greet you with ‘leng-chai’. It’s now time to order the meal. If you know what to order, they will search the title for you. But if you’re undecided, these fellas will suggest some meals for you.
Strangely, all movies (according to them) are nice to watch. When you’ve finished, here comes the main course. The rectangular box containing all the finest artistic international stuff.(porn?)… And you can bargain too!
But when you buy VCDs from Speedy Video, the shop assistants will stand few meters away from you, with their arms tied and eyes alert, thinking that you’re another shoplifter.

5. Beli barang buatan Malaysia
The title says it all. No need to say more.

6. You go to the movies…while watching the most suspense part in a love movie….as the guy and girl are about to kiss…all of a sudden, the screen goes into matrix mode. And then it changes to some dull scene. Doesn’t this sound familiar?
Say thank you to our censorship board for helping us remove the “naughty” parts. You never get this when you buy pirated CDs.

7. 6 years ago, piracy was a minority because of the original CD pricing and contents. 3 years ago, they increased original CD prices by 70% and say it’s
because of import duties, tax and other crap.While at the same time, the pirated CD prices drop by 50% – 70%. Customers would prefer to buy from a sale right?

8. Piracy helps students to learn new programs at a reduced price cost.
If every student is going to spend RM800 just to buy Adobe Photoshop, then Malaysia would lag behind in the computer graphics industry. So in the long run, Malaysia’s economic status becomes better with more knowledgeable citizens.

9. As people are willing to spend money on pirated CDs but not that willing to buy original cds, they are circulating the money and helping to increase the GDP.

10. Pirated VCDs offer the latest movies, even before they are shown in the U.S.! Compare this to original VCDs,where you have to wait for a few months after the movie is first released.

are u a rempit?? lets see……

1. You have less than RM5 in your wallet
2. You think you have a job
3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt
and
japanese slippers
4. You think you are superman
5. You think helmets are used during rain
to cover
your head from getting wet
6. You have tons of biker friends that
speak a
language that only you understand
7. You think your bike is the most
powerfull bike
in the world
8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have
at
leastslept with 7 of your friends
9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with
4 of
your friends
10. You bet your girlfriend during races
cause you
only have RM1 for the tarik later
11. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik
for a
minimum of 4 hrs before you order
another
12. You only need RM10 for the weekend
(RM5 for
petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and
dinner)
13. You dont know how to interpret traffic
signs
14. You cant understand the traffic light
colours
and the meaning
15. You dont know how to use your turn
signal
indicator
16. You think you are smart
17. You loiter with your friends outside
some
clubs (cant go in cos money)
18. You shop at the bundle store
19. You love to loiter around any kinda
entrance
20. You sit in the mencangkung position
while
loitering
21. Your gf=A1=A6s panties stick out
while they
are riding pillion
22. You share a pack of cigarette and a
can of
Coke with 35 of your friends
23. Your gf would leave you for a 4
wheeler anytime
24. You are ugly and dumb
25. You have a ekor hairstyle
26. You only know how to ride a bike
(cant afford
the car)
27. You wear a cheap metal bracelet
28. You go to gigs and later have an orgy
with
your friends
29. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and
your gf (in
some abandoned building)
30. You run when you see Edisi Siasat
crew
31. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet
once in
awhile
32. Your bike is much more expensive
than your
house
33. You live in a 3 room terrace house
with 15
other guys
34. You like to sit in the RM1 per song
karoke
booths and sing
35. You rather spend money on your bike
than to
buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam
36. You are pissed that the rokok batangs
are
nowhere to be found anymore
37. You cant afford to smoke Dunhill
38. You are pissed with this article..

malaya milik melayu

ramai org yg gelabah bile ASLI buat laporan yg masyarakat melayu kat malaya ni dah menguasai ekonomi sbyk 45%. ye…mmg patot pon gelabah sbb ramai pihak yg akan mengambil kesempatan atas isu tu terutame skali kaum cina. diorang akan tuntut supaye kerajaan tak payah nak tumpukan lagi dah kat orang melayu. diorang akan gunekan alasan yg masyarakat melayu kat malaya ni dah maju. mmg bahaye kalaw laporan tu tak ditarik balik.

bile aku compare kan laporan tu dgn yg realiti, mmg nampak PEMBOHONGAN yg nyate. cube lihat sekeliling…berape banyak, berape kerat org melayu yg beniage kat tempat2 yg grand cam KLCC, times square, mid valley etc… cukop la kat tempat aku ni.berape kerat je yg boleh kire org melayu beniage kat dlm shoping kompleks.

aku mmg terkilan dgn keadaan skang ni dimane masyarakat melayu skang ni ibarat menumpang tuah di negare sendiri. ye la… malaya ni takkan maju kalau takde orang cine. diorang ni la yang memacu ekonomi malaya sebenarnye. tu pasal la diorang berani naek kepale. semakin berani nak pijak org melayu. padahal diorang tu MENUMPANG je kat malaya. asal diorang bukan kat sini. kat negare china sane… pegi balek china la woi… bengang aku bile aku pikir2 kan.

lihat la… kalau nak keje, syarat2 yg kene patoh, mesti bangse cine… kalaw nak nampak sopan sket tokey2 kedai mesti tulis ’speak well in mandarin’… kan dah perkauman tu. dah terang2 nyate dan jelas yg diorang mmg nak pijak masyarakat melayu. aku mmg menyirap gile kalau nampak iklan yg macam tu. ye masyarakat cine skang ni dah semakin berani. tengok la kat pulau pinang tu. bile dah dapat je pulau pinang, diorang terus lupekan masyarakat melayu. penting kan kaum2 diorang je. aku tak heran kalau peristiwa mcm 13 mei tu jd balek kat tanah melayu ni.

Java???

Dalam Ubuntu ni dah sedie ade FireFox…tp maseh memerlukan beberape plugin…antarenye Sun Java…Nak install menatang ni mudah je…

1. Pegi applications>add/remove

2. Taip kan Sun Java kat ruangan search. (sile tick ’show unsupported applications’ & ’show commercial applications’)

3. Tekan enter…lepas tu akan kuar remind.klik kat enable component…

4. lepas tu klik OK…biarkan proses download bermula…

5. Dah abes je download, just follow je step2 yg ade.

6. Untuk menyatukan java ni dgn browser yg ade, masukkan command line ni kat terminal :

sudo apt-get install sun-java5-plugin

7. Lepas tu SIAP…yeay!!!

Nak mount harddisk kat ubuntu

aku nak tunjok macam mane nak mountkan partition windows kat ubuntu.

ok…mule2 skali kene buat directory kat mane partition tu boleh di available kan…hehehe…gi kat terminal. pastu buat step2 kat bawah ni :

1. katekan korang nak buat folder kat direktori /media :
sudo mkdir /media/hdb1

2. buat backup untuk configuration file :
sudo cp /etc/fstab /etc/fstab_backup

3. bukak fstab :
gksudo gedit /etc/fstab

4. tambahkan line bawah ni kat fstab :

/dev/hdb1 /media/windows ntfs umask=0222 0 0

p/s :  kalau partition tu dalam fat, gantikan ntfs tu dgn vfat…lepas tu umask=0000…umask=0000 utk membolehkan re-write kat partition fat…kalau partition ntfs tak boleh write.cume boleh read je…

korang kene tengok dulu partition tu di namekan sbg hda1 ke, hda2 ke, hdb1 ke etc…care nak tengok, gi kat system>administration>disks

Menyelamatkan data dengan menggunakan Ubuntu Dapper Drake

aku berjaye menyelamatkan data seorang rakan aku dengan menggunekan live cd ubuntu. ade kebaekan jgk ubuntu ni. memandangkan aku ni maseh boleh dikatekan newbie linux user, aku agak berbangge la jgk…hahahaha…

streamyx hampeh!!!

arghh….line ari ni cam hampeh….siot tul…nak online susah tul…….

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