1. You have less than RM5 in your wallet
2. You think you have a job
3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt
and
japanese slippers
4. You think you are superman
5. You think helmets are used during rain
to cover
your head from getting wet
6. You have tons of biker friends that
speak a
language that only you understand
7. You think your bike is the most
powerfull bike
in the world
8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have
at
leastslept with 7 of your friends
9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with
4 of
your friends
10. You bet your girlfriend during races
cause you
only have RM1 for the tarik later
11. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik
for a
minimum of 4 hrs before you order
another
12. You only need RM10 for the weekend
(RM5 for
petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and
dinner)
13. You dont know how to interpret traffic
signs
14. You cant understand the traffic light
colours
and the meaning
15. You dont know how to use your turn
signal
indicator
16. You think you are smart
17. You loiter with your friends outside
some
clubs (cant go in cos money)
18. You shop at the bundle store
19. You love to loiter around any kinda
entrance
20. You sit in the mencangkung position
while
loitering
21. Your gf=A1=A6s panties stick out
while they
are riding pillion
22. You share a pack of cigarette and a
can of
Coke with 35 of your friends
23. Your gf would leave you for a 4
wheeler anytime
24. You are ugly and dumb
25. You have a ekor hairstyle
26. You only know how to ride a bike
(cant afford
the car)
27. You wear a cheap metal bracelet
28. You go to gigs and later have an orgy
with
your friends
29. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and
your gf (in
some abandoned building)
30. You run when you see Edisi Siasat
crew
31. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet
once in
awhile
32. Your bike is much more expensive
than your
house
33. You live in a 3 room terrace house
with 15
other guys
34. You like to sit in the RM1 per song
karoke
booths and sing
35. You rather spend money on your bike
than to
buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam
36. You are pissed that the rokok batangs
are
nowhere to be found anymore
37. You cant afford to smoke Dunhill
38. You are pissed with this article..
are u a rempit?? lets see……
Oktober 30, 2006 pada 7:12 am (Artikel)
malaya milik melayu
Oktober 14, 2006 pada 10:33 am (Umum)
ramai org yg gelabah bile ASLI buat laporan yg masyarakat melayu kat malaya ni dah menguasai ekonomi sbyk 45%. ye…mmg patot pon gelabah sbb ramai pihak yg akan mengambil kesempatan atas isu tu terutame skali kaum cina. diorang akan tuntut supaye kerajaan tak payah nak tumpukan lagi dah kat orang melayu. diorang akan gunekan alasan yg masyarakat melayu kat malaya ni dah maju. mmg bahaye kalaw laporan tu tak ditarik balik.
bile aku compare kan laporan tu dgn yg realiti, mmg nampak PEMBOHONGAN yg nyate. cube lihat sekeliling…berape banyak, berape kerat org melayu yg beniage kat tempat2 yg grand cam KLCC, times square, mid valley etc… cukop la kat tempat aku ni.berape kerat je yg boleh kire org melayu beniage kat dlm shoping kompleks.
aku mmg terkilan dgn keadaan skang ni dimane masyarakat melayu skang ni ibarat menumpang tuah di negare sendiri. ye la… malaya ni takkan maju kalau takde orang cine. diorang ni la yang memacu ekonomi malaya sebenarnye. tu pasal la diorang berani naek kepale. semakin berani nak pijak org melayu. padahal diorang tu MENUMPANG je kat malaya. asal diorang bukan kat sini. kat negare china sane… pegi balek china la woi… bengang aku bile aku pikir2 kan.
lihat la… kalau nak keje, syarat2 yg kene patoh, mesti bangse cine… kalaw nak nampak sopan sket tokey2 kedai mesti tulis ’speak well in mandarin’… kan dah perkauman tu. dah terang2 nyate dan jelas yg diorang mmg nak pijak masyarakat melayu. aku mmg menyirap gile kalau nampak iklan yg macam tu. ye masyarakat cine skang ni dah semakin berani. tengok la kat pulau pinang tu. bile dah dapat je pulau pinang, diorang terus lupekan masyarakat melayu. penting kan kaum2 diorang je. aku tak heran kalau peristiwa mcm 13 mei tu jd balek kat tanah melayu ni.
